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The various active members of the Gritters Golf Society are:
A man of huge abilities and talents, actor, writer, musician, teacher, statesman and genius yet a truly humble person: "Clarkie" (Coincidentally, the main author of this web site).
Brilliant on the mouth organ, usually plays his second from behind some dustbins, deadly from 50 yards and a fabulous streak putter "T.C."
Can't chip, can't putt, can't dance but can sing a little "Cock"
First at the bar and last to leave it, knows everyone in the world personally, "Tippy"
Stableford points card resembles the phone number of a Glasgow chip shop "Short Stuff"
Hits it miles with a swing as flat as something really very flat and chucks up on your carpet, "Dazz"
Has the singing voice of an angel and hits a 7 iron 230 yards. Easily the most easily led astray "Winny"
The best golfer, certainly the best dressed, if only he could sing. "The Swede"
The one most likely to think about food and solve your swing issues. "Porky"
Awfully decent chap, solid golfer, perfect gentleman, take him home to meet your mom. "Camp"
The son of a Covent garden Street performer and a Russian Countess. "Chicken"
Note that applications are now open for Honorary Gritters.
Simply take the Personality Test and apply............
See Tour Members page where you will see profiles of everyone who is going and who has ever been.
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ABOUT THE GRITTERS GOLF SOCIETY
We are all in our forties, fifties and sixties (apart from Tippy whose age is the fifth derivative of a counter rotating spatial algorithm) and we like to gamble for the odd Euro or two and we love to sing a song in the bar, eat great food, make fun of each other (as this web site aims to do) and generally have a fabulous time. (oh yes, and play some golf).
We have all been friends for many years and, although we all play golf together at various times throughout the year, we do this special trip but just once a year.
This particular event has a history dating back to 1990 and because we have enjoyed it all so much, we thought we would share it around a little.
oui, il n'y a aucune banane en notre possession,
là ne sont aucune banane en notre possession aujourd'hui
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Cock is seen here
arguing about a non
payment of a green
"Il n'est pas facile toujours d'avoir un bon temps"