DAVID "Camp David" PARRY

Camp played, by common consent, the best golf in 2014 and won the tour for the second time.

His handicap went under review and then he won again on the mini tour in 2015.

There are two schools of thought, the first is that he played more or less to his handicap and it was the rest of us that were rubbish, so leave it alone.

The other is to take a further seriously malicious and vindictive swipe at it.

Camp David is an accomplished bricklayer (carrying on the family tradition first started by his Mom).

Following stints as a newspaper salesman and street shoeshiner, Camp has now settled down into a life of whirlwind parties and dividing his time mixing with the Hoi Palloi of Bristol Gentry and the Florida sunshine.

So, Camp now joins a small but elite group that have won the main tour twice.

Future Outlook: Can he do it again?

Probably

Despite requests, Camp has failed to provide a photo, so we provided this one for him.